"In a recording studio?!": Sarah, 2003
I wrote up a 'what I learnt this gap year' thing, but it was so patronising and pretentious that even brothers looking for donky sex love would be disgusted, so instead I point you towards my current favourite media things:
Kung Faux and the insane Hop Fu.
Handsome Boy Modeling School, PuffyAmiYumi, Cibo Matto and the ever rocking Lovefield.
iPods, M-Audio BX8s and SP-8s and tiny, short-range FM transmitters.
Rock me up.
Beautiful Muscle.
First off, some actual content, in the shape of a snippet of the recording of Lovefield's 2003/07/04 Trafalgar Arms gig. There is an mp3 and an ogg of Funny Little Man. I'll be logging the downloads, and the most popular format will become the staple audio format of this pink palace.
In other news, I'm still looking through the searches that bring people to this hole. By gathering the other results of the searches, you essentially come up with your Google brothers and sisters, and in a nepotistic frenzy I offer you :
Woah.
"Henry Mostyn : Reverse-Booty Call extraordinaire!" : Rose Jones, 2003
No proper content tonight I'm afraid, just yak.
I've been reading through my site logfiles for the last half an hour, and by golly are they entertaining reading, I highly recommend it to everyone with a site. The things they have taught me are;
1) While my google rank flounders, searching via MSN for "sexy boyez" leads you right here. Excellent. Check out the old galleries for males to that specification.
2) The pointer from thee reverends site seems to bring in the most outsiders, and some of them seem to dig this pink wonderland, so ites to you all.
3) People who come through via the link on my slashdot postings don't seem to stay long. Sorry to you guys.
Other things now call for me. As usual I promise good content in the future, and maybe a whole re-imaging of the site, in compliance with, a) Quality, b) a Creative Commons license and c) code standards. Rock on.
I am...
| Libertarian | 21.59 % |
| Left-liberal | 26.14 % |
| Centrist | 30.61 % |
| Right-Conservative | 9.27 % |
| Authoritarian | 12.40 % |
Probably the most obtuse injoke picture posted yet, but yous may still be able to extract some goodness from it... Meanwhile, do please test yourselves...
Three friends. Two million dollars. One opportunity. : Beyond the City Limits, 2002
Recycling old net fads isn't really my first goal for this digital chimera, but the unholy power of breakin' really should be experienced by everyone.
Coming through with the goods, the camera landed so the cannonball of content is fired...
ka.boom.
Again I extend my promise of decent content at somepoint, and again I offer some Robert Patrick related beaut, this time forged with Apple's super new iMovie 3.
Quicktime for most kids | and | MPEG-4 for the crazy ones.
I really do intend to do a proper update with original, creative material as soon as I get my DV Cam back and my hands on a scanner, but in the mean time this terror was just too easy to spin...
20/11/02 at the City Tavern was a truely stupendous event. Murder Inc's surprise new signing taught a new generation of Cadbury Kids how to thug it up on guitar, Slender Loris did exactly as Mr. A. Morton's watch instructed and Lovefield showed us yet again that genre is a problematic concept.
The beauty of comics is that you can never be too old, or too young, for that shit - animated violence is for everyone! And to celebrate that, I point ye towards stuff about Marvel.
Whilst it is quite last year, whatsbetter.com deserves to take up a little of everyone's lives, and now my long exodus from the site has given interesting stuff we found or submitted a chance to mature and become fully evaluted. You may find the results shocking... Don't Americans like a bit of marxism or something?
In other news, this dude thinks background music is apparently sucky, but if I was to break the site's low tech ways and bust in some midi, it would definately be either this, or this.
Our truely fine content is so revolutionary to key film genres we do not lay it for fear of it being molested by Hollywoods finest, so instead feast.
And if you want, tell us what should happen before and after, and it might well get made if we can't come up with any good ideas ourselves.
Whilst I search for a future host, and think about actual content for this digital mess, I point ye toward a 1006 word analysis of The Reverends 17th August gig at the Flapper.
For all you innies out there, filling ones belly button with water then waiting for about 10 minutes produces liquid with a temperature at least as satisfying as that of a duvet when you wake up. I would guess this is the perfect temperature for swimming pools, but it would take a while, or one hella bully button, to really confirm that idea.
In other news, someone has compiled one thousand and fourteen (at last count) different terms for breasts. Essential reading.
Ralph Morton, Laura Berry, Jackie Chan and hidden links to stupid sites - fresh like a radiated peach.
As a wise lady once told me : keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on movin'.
The Reverends : Cheating-scum-junky-bastards?
Quite possibly. I feel the similarities between one of their songs and a number by Japanese group Laugh and Peace called Overflowing Emotions, along with a particle from the trailer of the Matthew Perry, Neve Campbell and Dylan McDermott film 'Three to Tango', are too close to be simply coincidental.
A comparison mp3 has been created so you sexy guys can decide for yourselves.
The whole reverends original can also be witnessed in all its tapey glory.
Liquid-AltState
Anti-corporate jazz : "It's like... art without the risk."
And a dash more more more. how do you like it? How do you like it?
Image Special
A bunch of images, one set from the ten out of ten Lancaster Physics/Psychology Trip, and the other bunch from the last day of college.
I am newer. whilst I am fuzzy.
To compete with the politcal powerhouse O. Pyper, serious competetion offering revolutionary political ideas had to step up.
And they did. Enter The A-Team, 2-Pac and Billy Dee Williams. Poster-gasmic.
Newest Update
Whilst my main musical project - Hitler and the Gay Asylum Seekers, wait paitently to be ejected from their mother's womb, a new side project - The Cantina Band, have come screaming into this ugly world, and they have their first piece of work on offer here...
Also, a bit of s.e.f. at scruffies. Hopefully you can somehow hear the footwork of the group, as it was possibly the highlight of the night...
Exclusivo Preview
Coming soon to a AQA media examiner near you, our trailer which has no proper name yet.
However, here is a morphed around piece of the upcomming outtakes, which will probably be the only good bit...
code by hand, record by cup and string. tech god worshipped by none.
As partially promised by me, a recording of the band themselves at their self promaclaimed 'possibly the best gig yet' (in a non beer advert way), during the literal climax of the event...
musical sex in zeros and ones.
22/09/01 - The Flapper
"This better be fucking good - I could be at home watching liar liar right now" was the general concesus before the gig but as ever The Reverends, Distophia and The Regulars trinity lived up to everyones expectations, with The Love flowing like our blood and souls come the pending apocolypse.
As well as bottled groove The Reverends even went as far as to distribute quality muffins and cooked (or do you just technically warm them?) pop tarts amongst the then super-hyped audience.
Devilish fun was had by all and when ass is shifted into a state known as 'in gear' audio chunks and hopefully some pristine video captured by the fair hand of Mr. Pye phd will grace this page (which is by the way looking for a way to achieve an offical 'homo-fi' status from the boyez themselves...).
